Wednesday, December 15, 2010

"This" is why I'm single - reason #1

I'm a knitter.

I'm not one of those amazing knitters who create gorgeous works, sweaters, cozy wraps, beautiful soft blankets. No, I make scarves. Plain, boring scarves.

Sadder still, I tend to use huge needles to "speed things along" as I am an impatient knitter. This leaves my scarves, holy, stretchy and to be frank, quite ugly. Why I knit, and even CRAVE knitting when I easily become frustrated, never like or am proud of my projects I have no idea. But I do.

On top of the coolness of what I mentioned above, my friends often just call me grandma. I am not one of those cute, throwback singer types what have a motown pop sound that remind you of the 60's, no... I get "You look like a goob!".

So that's reason #1, I'm leaving it at that. I have a scarf to finish

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